Have you ever had an ear of corn? No, of course not, that would be weird – your two ears are made out of human, not vegetable matter. Let’s hear it for terrible puns! This Mini Corn is quite a good listener himself – in fact he’s all ears! Abounding with kernels of fluff, he wants you to tell him all about it. Possibly while lounging in a grocery bag, and binge watching the next season of Orange is the New Blackberries – the hottest produce drama ever produced. Alright I’m done.